"I'm Gonna Need A Hacksaw" --Jack Bauer - 24 Season 2

Some jokes I found, describing the epic badassness of Bauer. :D


1.If tu wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2.Upon hearing that he was played por Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played por no man.

3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

4.Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

5.Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

6.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

7.Jack Bauer’s favorite...